Insane in the brain

rabioheab:

my one dream is to travel back in time to the middle ages and bring some large speakers and loudly play a skrillex song and watch everyone freak the fuck out

me: *accidentally spends life on tumblr*

ok-thats-cool-too:

me

jonnovstheinternet:

tastefullyoffensive:

9 Cats Taking Selfies

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love game to me

My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother

BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma: [concerned voice]  What?  What is it?  Are you sick?
BFF: No, no. Grandma.  I'm gay.
Grandma: What?
BFF: I'm gay Grandma.  I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma: [relieved voice]  Oh honey, is that all?  I thought you had cancer.  Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick.  Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday?  I'll bake her a pie.

pi3rced-sirens:

apparently you can’t like a band if you don’t know all the member’s full names, every word to every song they’ve ever written, how many times a day they use the bathroom, their blood type and own a sample of their hair.

thatfunnyblog:

Come, sit down.

his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’