i am not the same person at 8am and 8pm
(Source: affectin, via cindyvictoria)
I must have watched Shrek about fifty times, but only last night did I notice that Lord Faarquad pops a boner when the mirror shows him Fiona.
Christ on a bike!
i cAN’T BRHREATEH
nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE